The Magic Flute By Wolfgang A. Mozart
Synopsis
Act 1
Tamino almost wipes out by a tornado. Saved by three corporate drones working for the Queen of the Night, CEO of Crude Petroleum LLC. A chicken vendor named Papageno shows up, lying his tail off as chicken vendors often do.
The Queen's daughter Pamina has gone AWOL. The Queen suspects Sarastro, with whom she is in War of Roses. He became a guru with a wellness racket. Tamino gets recruited to rescue Pamina. Papageno gets drafted as sidekick. Neither asks they really important questions. So it goes.
At Sarastro's Ashram, we meet Monostatos—17 restraining orders in 3 states to his name and now employed as a Fitness coach. He's after Pamina, who'd rather eat glass. Papageno bumbles in as advance rescue while Tamino's stuck trying to find the entrance. They attempt to escape, but Monostatos catches them and delivers them to Sarastro, who spouts wisdom-babble instead of pressing charges. Tamino meets Pamina. Love at first sight, apparently—though real love has better timing. Sarastro convinces the surfer and chicken vendor to endure "spiritual warrior trials" to find their "perfect mates." They sign up without reading the fine print. Americans never do.
Act 2
The trials begin with hallucinogens and a vow of silence—standard cult initiation stuff - with the appearance of 3 Exec Secretaries and then 3 PIs to warn/ help against/for all kinds of things. The whole enterprise starts to reek of desperation. In between Monostatos has a blistering revelation and quits the retreat.
While Tamino trips on enlightenment, Pamina misinterprets his silence as rejection. She contemplates suicide, her mind a runaway freight train of paranoia barreling through the wilderness of abandonment when suddenly an unexpected solution and complication presents itself. The 3 PIs assure Pamina of Tamino’s love and talk her off the ledge. Crisis averted until the next one.
Tamino endures his final fire-walk trial—another man going for pointless suffering to prove his manhood. Papageno fails his trials but expects to prove his hero status. He spirals into ‘spaghettification’ near the black hole of hopelessness before he experiences the hidden power of surprise.
Everything wraps up neatly with songs about eternal love, everyone conveniently forgetting suicide attempts, vengeful mothers, and cultish trials.
This kind of magical story can only happen in opera, where reality takes a vacation.
So it goes.
Performances
- Thur. March 5 2026, 7:30 PM
- Fri. March 6 2026, 7:30 PM
- Sat. March 7 2026, 7:30 PM
- Sun. March 8 2026, 2:30 PM
Bob Hope Theatre
Creative Team
Conductor
Andreas Mitisek
Stage Director
Andreas Mitisek
Set/Video /Production Designer
Andreas Mitisek
Co-Costume Designer
Amy Poe
Lighting Designer
Breanna Neal
Assistant Conductor
David Womack
Rehearsal Pianists
Jason Smith
Andrew Gregg
Cast
- Thur. March 5, 7:30 pm
- Sat. March 7, 7:30 pm
Tamino (a tornado chaser looking for the perfect F5)
Diego Roberts Buceta
Pamina (a girl looking for the meaning of life)
Jasmine Williams
Papageno (a fried chicken street vendor)
Lwazi Dlamini
Papagena (a maid at Sarastro's Ashram
Sophie Young
Queen of the Night (CEO Crude Petroleum LLC.)
Taylor Hendricks
Sarastro (guru of Sarastro’s Ashram)
Rey Winn
Monostatos (Fitness coach with relationship issues)
JT Hauser
Speaker/Spiritual warrior
Jacob Mayo
Spiritual warrior
JT Hauser
Spiritual warrior
David Walker
Executive Secretaries at Starshine Corp.
Lexi Cook
Andie Earl
Josefina Maldonado
Spirits (undercover PIs)
Theo Howard
Taarika Bhargava
Eliza Schumacher
Sarastro followers
Ava Moak
Yina Qiao
Clarissa Rodriguez
Elijah Gallman
Ensemble
Leela Bharath, J'von Brown, Diego Roberts Buceta, Taarika Bhargava, Lexi Cook, Lwazi Dlamini, Andie Earl, Jayda Ennis, Ryan Flatt, Emily Hansen, JT Hauser, Theo Howard,Jungmin Lee, Josephina Maldonado, Wayne Mhkize, Jacob Mayo, Kathryn Piña, Brad Ritschel, Eliza Schumacher, Addison Vinson, Lwazi Dlamini, Jasmine Williams
- Fri. March 6, 7:30 pm
- Sun. March 8, 2:30 pm
Tamino (a tornado chaser looking for the perfect F5)
Wayne Mhkize
Pamina (a girl looking for the meaning of life)
Emily Hansen
Papageno (a fried chicken street vendor)
Addison VInson
Papagena (a maid at Sarastro's Ashram
Ryan Flatt
Queen of the Night (CEO Crude Petroleum LLC.)
Taylor Hendricks
Sarastro (guru of Sarastro’s Ashram)
Rey Winn
Monostatos (Fitness coach with relationship issues)
JT Hauser
Speaker/Spiritual warrior
Brad Ritschel
Spiritual warrior
JT Hauser
Spiritual warrior
Elijah Gallman
Executive Secretaries at Starshine Corp.
Kathryn Piña
Jungmin Lee
Josefina Maldonado
Spirits (undercover PIs)
Sophie Young
Kailyn Welch
Emma Less
Sarastro followers
Ava Moak
Jennifer Williamson
Clarissa Rodriguez
David Walker
Ensemble
Leela Bharath, J'von Brown, Diego Roberts Buceta, Taarika Bhargava, Lexi Cook, Lwazi Dlamini, Andie Earl, Jayda Ennis, Ryan Flatt, Emily Hansen, JT Hauser, Theo Howard,Jungmin Lee, Josephina Maldonado, Wayne Mhkize, Jacob Mayo, Kathryn Piña, Brad Ritschel, Eliza Schumacher, Addison Vinson, Lwazi Dlamini, Jasmine Williams
Orchestra
Flute
Abigail Garner
Tessa Radke
Oboe
Suji Chang
Zoe Gurwitz
Abigail Espinosa
Clarinet
Dominique Feather
Michael Chavarria
Bassoon
Jacob Gilmore
Camille Camacho
Horn
Owen Menard
Mattias Bengtsson
Trumpet
Abigelle Carrasco
Isaac Gruber
Trombone
Dawson Ward
Reece MacDonald
Nathan Mugan
Timpani
Donielle Woodard
Glockenspiel
Jason Smith
Violin I
Sejin Park, concertmaster
Rebecca Rosmanitz
Alexa Birt
Violin II
Anna Ackerman, principal
Jeng Chen
Eden Engle
Viola
Brandon Morrison, principal
Madelyn Fields
Donovan De Jesus
Cello
Yvon Arseneault, principal
Maslin Markle
Jorge Antonio Vives
Bass
Jordan Tillerson, co-principal
Tommy Pusateri, co-principal
Production Team
MOT Manager
Kathryn Pina
Costume/Production support
Lexi Cook
Director of Production
Dawn Askew
Stage Manager
Madison Cox
Technical Director
Justin Mosher
Costume Shop Director
Melissa Panzarello Cox
Properties Supervisor
Teila Vochatzer
Sound Designer and Engineer
Jason Biggs
Light and Video Supervisor
Cooper Simon
Assistant Technical Director
Brandon Smith
Costumers
Amanda Hendrickson and Allison Hinkle
Lighting and Video Technician
Madalyn Mead
Scene Shop Foreman
Steve Leary
Stitcher
Timothy Norris
Projections Operator
Nick Todd
Light Board Operator
Madison McNeely
Supertitle Preperation
Jason Smith
Super Title Operators
Yina Qiao
Jennifer Williamson
Barbara Hill Moore
Virginia Dupuy
Clifton Forbis
Leon P. Turner
Camille King
Jason Smith
Brian Bentley